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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
(Unique breed: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.)

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super-Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat... been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer - $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie

AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

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Alpha Lim is a professional copywriter who would like nothing better than to see every man, woman and child writing their hearts out with pathos and flair for fun and profit. His idiosyncrasies include trying to say as much as possible in as few words as necessary, as can be seen all over his blog about copywriting and reflective writing at http://blog.passionista.net/
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